Hidup Sebagai Seorang Kedi Golf


Minggu lalu aku berpeluang terlibat dengan satu program golf peringkat kebangsaan diberi nama Kejohanan Golf IPTA Malaysia di Palm Resort Golf and Country Club dan IOI Palm Villa Golf & Country Resort. Kedua²nya di Senai, Johor. Untuk kali pertama seumur hidup aku, dapat juga aku berada di lapangan golf yang dipanggil 'green'. Dalam TV nampak cantik je aku tengok rumput karpet tu dipijak² 'Harimau Kayu' [Tiger Wood]. Jadi untuk tempoh hampir 20 tahun sekali, majikan aku telah diberi kesempatan untuk menganjurkan kejohanan golf antara staf IPT seMalaysia. Dan aku bertugas sebagai pemain petugas saja untuk event ni atau istilah glamor dia 'caddy' atau 'kedi'.

Golf course

Seawal jam 5.45 pagi aku telah bergegas keluar mengejar bas untuk ke lapangan. Boleh je naik kereta, tapi takut² parking fullhouse, mana taknya hampir 400 orang pemain dan petugas akan terlibat sepanjang program 2 hari tu. Tup tap tup tap, aku tiba di kelab golf jam 7.45 pagi. Tempat dia tak la jauh, tapi sebab jem, agak lewat juga la sampai. Sarapan, 8 pagi aku terus dihantar ke lapangan atau green berseorangan. Tak ramai yang berminat untuk bertugas dalam program ni sebagai kedi. Kalau duduk kat kelab ok juga, tapi kalau kat lapangan, sure gelap kulit dan bosan la. Aku menerima tawaran sekadar nak tambah pengalaman je. Kalau nak harapkan aku main, jangan harap la. Nak tau kenapa, sila sambung membaca...

Untuk menghilangkan kebosanan, D90 aku pikul sebagai mengambil peluang kali pertama masuk ke kelab golf. Sempat juga membidik scene² cantik diawal pagi sementara menanti rombongan flight tiba. [Flight diistilahkan sebagai satu grup pemain yang akan berada dalam satu² lapangan, dan mereka bergerak ke lubang² lain dalam satu flight. Paham ke tak ni?]. Kira² jam 8.15 pagi flight pertama sampai. Nak tau kerja aku? Kerja aku angkat bendera hijau kalau 'line clear' dan pasti bola golf tu jatuh kat mana, dan angkat bendera merah kalau² ada orang disekitar green [bila flight pertama dah pukul, diorang akan pukul semula di tengah² green, sementara tu, akan ada flight seterusnya di belakang bersedia untuk memukul bola di green yang sama. - harap yang ni pun korang paham]. Dan itulah tugas aku bermula jam 8 pagi sampai la pukul 3 petang. Amacam? Panas woo. 

Selama masa itu lah, kalau nak terkucil ke, nak 'terfikir masa depan' ke, maaf, tiada tandas awam disediakan. Kalau ada pun ambil masa nak jalan dan mungkin hajat korang tu akan 'tertunai' sebelum masanya. haha. Tapi jangan risau, pekerja² di sini akan sentiasa meronda memantau keadaan dengan motorsikal. Jadi ,boleh la tahan diorang dan bonceng untuk terus ke bilik 'termenung'. Selain itu, bila berada di lapangan golf ni, topi, tuala dan payung adalah suatu kemestian, diulangi - mesti. Bukan apa, nama dia pun dah lapangan golf, jadi memang banyak lapang juga la kawasan sekitar dia. Bila mana hujan, boleh gunakan payung, dan dikala panas, payung juga penyelamat daripada bermandi peluh.

Cuma dalam pemerhatian aku la, golf ni tak la mencabar mana. Harapkan mahal je [maafkan aku peminat² golf]. Aku perlu katakan ini. Sebab aku tak nak diri aku terjebak dalam dunia kegolfan ni. Alasan satu, sebab buang masa. Kedua, sebab buang masa, dan ketiga, kulit aku akan cepat gelap seperti Harimau Kayu itu. Tapi aku akui, pendapatan Harimau Kayu itu lebih tinggi gara² bermain golf ini. haha. Korang bayangkan, dengan set kayu golf yang mahal - Callways ke apa tajuk dia, pemain akan memukul bola golf sekuat hati melepaskan tekanan - konon. Lepas pukul bola yang ntah ke mana, kena cari balik bola tu - aku juga yang tolong cari. lepas dan jumpa, pukul balik bola tu sampai la ke lubang dia. Dalam memukul tu pun tak boleh suka², kalau terlebih dari  par sepatutnya dah dikira bogey. Tapi kalau dah sampai 10 kali pukul untuk satu hole, nak panggil apa tu? haha. Aku gelakkan je la. Padan muka. 

Mana tak membuang masa, 5 - 6 jam hanya satu tujuan - masukkan bola dalam lubang  dan aktiviti  sampingan dia, cari bola dalam semak. haha. Kalau la aku naik flight Airasia untuk 5 jam, pasti aku dah sampai Perth [sori pemain golf tegar]. Pelik aku memikirkan sukan ini. Tapi sukan ni la yang paling mahal. Aku harap, tak ada la yang ajak aku main golf lepas ni. Tapi kalau ada yang nak ajak aku uruskan kelab golf, aku orang pertama yang angkat tangan! haha. Aku mengambil cabaran sebagai kedi untuk hari berikutnya [proragm ini berlangsung 2 hari] dan alhamdulillah, aku menghadapinya dengan jaya! Apa pun  itu satu pengalaman baru untuk aku dan juga anda bukan. Akhir kata, jadilah seorang yang mengusahakan lapangan golf dan jangan habiskan duit sebagai  pemain golf kerana ramai lagi insan miskin dan kelaparan yang memerlukan wang anda itu di luar sana. :)

Dan suka aku ingatkan korang dengan aksi Mr. Bean yang bermain golf dalam satu episod beliau. Nak masukkan bola ke lubang - potong saja tanah itu bersama bola golf dan bawa ke lubang! Itu cukup mengalahkan Harimau Kayu. haha. So lepas ni agak² korang nak main golf tak? kalau main pun pasti korang ingat entri aku ni. haha.



pyejal: "berangan nak buat green kat laman rumah." :)

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